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I’ve missed you tumblr.

So much.

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devinecaroline:

same
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queenannika:

 i am laughing and idk why
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sassygayzin:

theblackship:

damegreywulf:

-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg
my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was


the same cat, years later….
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factsandchicks:

Having sex and achieving an orgasm can relieve headaches in females.
source
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Sorry I haven’t been on in a while.

School is crazy busy. It’s killling me. I miss you all. :[

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fuelingit:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

Who was bored and sociopathic enough to think of the piss frisbee
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only tumblr seniors will understand

oswintogallifrey:

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harrysthefather:

Wrong Picture. Don’t you mean : 

actually i think you meant:

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